Monday, May 19, 2008

Announcing my Candidacy

I am throwing my hat into the race for president of the United States of America. Having reached the age of 35 and being born in the United States I qualify for the position. While my name will not be on the ballot in any of the fifty states, the District of Columbia or Puerto Rico, I will be relying on my supporters to write in my name.

The details and goals of my administration will be addressed in future bloogs but rest assured I am committed to balancing something, And fixing that other problem you know the one with the leaky roof. Oh and free lunches in the White House Kitchen, that will be sweet.


her kid said...

so, what's your name, hombre?

Inder-ific said...

What do you plan to do about the pupating larvae in the cupboard?