Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Thanks But No Thanks

Dear members of the committee,

I have decided to withdraw my name from consideration for this years Emmy awards. While I appreciate the thought I believe the competition from the awards might take away from my ultimate goal of becoming the president of the United States. While some say it is impossible for someone like me to become president with no real experience or track record, I want to point out I once saved a cat who was stuck in a tree.