Monday, May 19, 2008

Announcing my Candidacy

I am throwing my hat into the race for president of the United States of America. Having reached the age of 35 and being born in the United States I qualify for the position. While my name will not be on the ballot in any of the fifty states, the District of Columbia or Puerto Rico, I will be relying on my supporters to write in my name.

The details and goals of my administration will be addressed in future bloogs but rest assured I am committed to balancing something, And fixing that other problem you know the one with the leaky roof. Oh and free lunches in the White House Kitchen, that will be sweet.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

San Diego Trip?

A couple of days back I tagged along to San Diego on one the wife's business trips. Getting off the plane I was looking for a Greeting of Sunshine and Bikini clad taxi drivers, instead it was overcast and cold and the taxi driver wore a beard. Well so much for going to the beach or hanging out poolside.

Deciding to make the best of it, I spent the next two days inside the hotel only stepping outside once, when I took a wrong turn at the hotel bar. A bit shocked I scurried back to the hotel room and ran myself a bath to soothe my nerves.

Back home in Oakland, the Sun is shining and birds are chirping. Now where did I leave my Speedo?