It was one of those days today. Not sure if it was the unseasonably cold weather or something was just stuck in my craw. I was going to be miserable to be around today. With no gumption to be productive I decided to take my annoyance out on my dog Omie. Since she is often the cause of my grief, today I would be the cause of hers.
As you can plainly see, she is an easy target when she sleeps.
With the shovel so close I could have easily buried her body after a well placed shot to the back of her head with said shovel. Alas my moral self took over and I merely sprayed her with the hose and sent her scurrying into the house for cover.
With the shovel so close I could have easily buried her body after a well placed shot to the back of her head with said shovel. Alas my moral self took over and I merely sprayed her with the hose and sent her scurrying into the house for cover.
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I think I hear the "Deliverance" soundtrack ...
that's creepier than what I was going to say, which was "I think I hear "The Chainsaw Massacre" soundtrack"
Just to set the record straight, the dog was never in any danger. Except for a sun burn.
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